James Comer announced today that next week, the GOP will begin another round of impeachment hearings to uncover the truth behind these new, serious allegations against Joe Biden:
- Biden once shot a man in Reno — just to watch him die.
- He also shot his baby. He did it down by the river.
- And he shot the sheriff too, which is a capital offense. (But there is no evidence that he also shot the deputy.)
- He was once spotted coming into Los Angeles carrying a couple of keys, and he was caught on camera saying “Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.”
- Witnesses (including Tony Bobulinski) reported that “Billy Joe Biden was seen throwin' something off the Tallahatchee Bridge."
- He’s always got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.
- Biden has no alibi for that night that the lights went out in Georgia.
- It has been reported that he frequently told Hunter to “C’mon, take the money and run.”
These allegations cannot be ignored. Where there’s smoke on the water, there’s fire on the mountain!